Why I want to live in London

Found this picture whilst looking for things to do on my upcoming London vacation. Costume-clad bike polo will not be one of the things I try, but I like the idea that it is out there:

http://londonbikepolo.wordpress.com/

What is the best thing in the "free" section of Craigslist DC today?

"I have a bobble head of Pinky Kravitz/

I do not wanted no more/

I do not want to throw it to the trash."

Pure poetry...

Apparently Pinky was a talk radio host in Atlantic City. Act now folks, before that statuette is thrown to the trash!

I really thought that thing would be hard to beat - that is until, I saw this posting:

Oh dear God, please don't load us up. Please no!

Now that I'm unemployed, I have much more time for Social Media Sites

I joined twitter. This will be good, I will have an outlet for all the delightful bon mots I'm always thinking of. You know the ones.

Perhaps this could've been a "tweet" instead of a blog post. Please forgive me, I'm still getting the hang of this.

Invention #00001

What if there was a version of Garmin/TomTom that was a little bit cheaper, but had two voices arguing with each other about which directions were right?

How popular would that be?

We could have one of the voices be a British woman if that would class things up.

Mild Curses, Volume One

• May your showers be forever a little too hot or a little too cold.
• May the zipper on your thickest winter coat work unreliably.
  
• May you step in a puddle in your socks.