An Ode to Leftover Office Food

I'm always amazed by the food that people leave behind for others in office kitchens. Like one lonely slice of lunch meat sitting forlornly on a tray. Who takes the second to last piece of sandwich meat and thinks, "Yes, someone might want this pathetic deli-sliced turkey shaving. I shall let it sit out here for 4 more hours."

Note to whoever is leaving the doughnut boxes: keep on rocking in the free world!