High School Gym All Over Again

I've been playing on the volleyball team at my work - I've never felt more like Daria in my life. I'm OK at serving but other than that, I try to avoid ever hitting the ball.

My coworkers have been giving me advice: "Stand in that corner," they say. "Move back, a little more, little more, outside the court. OK, farther still, towards the parking lot, get in the car - Perfect!"