I like going out on Wednesday nights, because:
a.) It's not crowded and
b.) Sometime you see people who obviously just came from work, still sporting suits and dancing with their laptop bags flung over their shoulders. I want to say, "Sure, Mr. Business Suit, dancing with that cougar seems fun now, but what about your big 8 a.m. meeting tomorrow on the Hasbro account? What about that? Another tequilla shot - nooooo!" [said in slow motion].