Mild Curses, Volume Six

  • May your tea/coffee always grow cold before you can finish it.
  • May a mysterious drop of water (or what you hope is water) fall on you from out of the sky on a perfectly clear day.
  • May you put something important (passport, cherished heirloom, lottery ticket, etc) somewhere special so you know you won't lose it. Because Lord knows the moment you do that, you will never ever see it again.