I'll Take One Striped Hoodie and One Lincoln Square Two-Bedroom

I hate opening mail, usually because I am inundated with credit card offers. But here's an advertisement that veered way off course: an invitation to buy a second home in Manhattan.

"Don't miss this opportunity to own a carefree second home in Manhattan from $175,000."

Boy, did some marketer screw up by adding my name to that mailing list. My other piece of mail was a Delia*s catalog. More in my price range.