Weekend in review:
1.) A homeless man threw a croissant in my general direction. He was rummaging through a garbage bag full of day-old pastries and pitching the rejects into the street. Don't see that everyday! He had a good arm, the croissants were flying.
2.) Went to a crab feast in Maryland. Completely legit - pitchers of Bud Light, crabs in cardboard boxes on tables, and Old Bay everywhere.
4.) Went to the Eels concert and saw E, who is the coolest dude ever. He rocked out, then complained that the D.C. crowd wasn't rocking hard enough, then threw fistfuls of Popsicles into the crowd during his set. Flying food seemed to be a theme this weekend...
The opening act included a "rock and roll ventriloquist."