Mild Curses, Volume 16

  • May you mispronounce the word "foilage."
  • May you be disappointed to realize that the "Keeping Up"listing you spotted on your cable tv's guide is in fact "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and not "Keeping Up Appearances."
  • May someone end a conversation by telling you to "Hang in there," when you thought things in your life were humming along just fine. Do they know something that you don't?