I met up with a friend I hadn't I seen in awhile. Our convo went like this (well not really, but it might as well have):
Friend: "I'm so excited for my wedding next month, everything's coming together. And the new job I started this week is amazing. We just found this apartment to live in and it's so great.
So what's new with you?"
Me: "Hmm... I almost bought a belt."
But then I didn't.
See how I answered this question last time!