Mild Curses, Volume 18

  • May you absent-mindedly close the lid to an expensive lipstick without retracting it and the lipstick ends up smeared in the top of the tube as a result.
  • May you show up to a party either overdressed or underdressed. Whichever will be more embarrassing.
  • May you labor painstakingly over an email and then realize a second after you sent it that you forgot to put anything in the subject line.