Thanks God, for Keeping Me Humble

On the rare occasion when I'm feeling really confident - thinking I'm looking cute, my outfit's on point, I'm so gosh gee golly clever - it can mean only one thing.  I'm about to fall on my butt, probably spectacularly. Never fails.

On a happier note, let's move on to a segment I'm going to call: Ridiculous Accessories Purchased as of Late.

Photo Credit: Debie! Who also inspired the headline..

Ray Ban's got nothing on Hot Dog™ brand sunglasses.  Mustard-colored, of course.

Bought this necklace on GiltFuse, got it yesterday.  I don't know what my expectations were, but I wasn't counting on it to consist of giant rhinestones glued to green felt.  It looks like a school project created by alien kindergartners in the year 2050. "Oh no, it's semi-hideous," I thought when I took the necklace out of the box.

Now I think I like it. Could it be, dare I say, Gaga-esque?