Mild Curses, Volume Eight

  • May you instantly sober up as soon as the house lights come on at the end of the evening.
  • May someone start telling you a story, the beginning of which is really boring, and in your head, you're thinking, "This story better have an awesome ending." But it won't.
  • May you start typing a long sentence and then realize that your fingers weren't on the right keys, so everything on your screen is gibberish.