For a change, I'm going to switch it to minor tidings of good will. I'm in a generous mood.
- May you lose one of your favorite earrings then find it on the sidewalk in front of your house. With the earring back still attached!
- May your dentist call and with profuse apologies, ask to reschedule an appointment that you didn't even know you had and would've missed.
- May you run into a frenemy from high school whom you haven't seen in awhile and note that he/she has gained at least 20 pounds since you last spoke. Duly noted.