Candid Camera

Went to New York this weekend. On Saturday morning, I got on the subway with my friends, a crowded car per usual. We got off at our stop, and I noticed this kid behind us looking at me like he wanted to say something to me. I turned around, and he said, "Hey, I just wanted to tell you that a man on the subway car took a picture of your backside.""Huh," I said. "I don't really know what to do with this information."

And I still don't! Thanks for telling me, dude - I guess. Although if you hadn't told me, I would have lived the rest of my life blissfully ignorant to the fact that a weirdo might have taken a snapshot of my butt on the subway. Is it too late to choose that option? The latter one?

If you are ever perusing "Denim-Clad Asses of the MTA New York City Subway" or whatever website that photographer's got going, mine is the one in dark rinse Gap jeans.