Remember how I got labeled an Unaccompanied Minor last month? I went to the Deadmau5 concert yesterday - I was laughing, drinking a beer when this kid appears out of nowhere and shines a pen light on the back of my hand. I couldn't figure out what was going on, then I realized, "Ohhh, he thinks I am under 21 and drinking illegally."
Once again, I am 25. He singled me out - I was the only one for miles around to get the pen light treatment. Oh, the injustice of it all! Suddenly I felt so very uncool. I need to hold onto every shred of cool I can, and this just isn't helping. The worst part is that the guy who tried to bust me looked like he was 17 himself.
Whatever. Then someone gave me these psychedelic glasses and all was right with the world. (They are a little worse for wear.)